2014 Pro Bowl Draft Recap Blog

Welcome to the 2014 Pro Bowl Draft Live Blog.

The NFL is attempting to deliver a shot of adrenaline to its annual all-star game, so Around The League decided to track the NFL Network coverage of the draft and deliver an opinion-based compliment to the proceedings. This could get me fired.

Around The League colleague Kevin Patra is actually in Hawaii, and at this moment I've begun to actively wonder why he's not doing this. If the answer is, "This gives Patra more time to ingest fruity beverages and annoy Drew Brees' wife by the pool," well, then I'm cool with it.

For those not in the know, this year's Pro Bowl ditched the standard conference affiliations in favor of a fantasy football-like draft, with Jerry Rice and Deion Sanders serving as owners or GMs or something. In Day 1 of this event -- yes, there are two days of this -- Team Rice and Team Sanders selected defensive and offensive interior linemen, fullbacks, special teams players and punters. Here's my 3,000-word takeaway breaking down each selection.

Please. I'm in it for the glory positions. Patra can have his coconut-based alcohol beverages and warm sunshine. I'll take a half can of Diet Coke and fluorescent light that makes everyone look seven years older.

Thanks in advance for following along. I won't let you down, Dad.

8:02: We're underway. Chris Rose is wearing a suit. He's probably sweaty. Deion Sanders is growing a white beard, reminding us all of the unending march of time.

8:05: How come Jerry Rice doesn't age? He looks exactly the same. You're telling me Rice wouldn't have seven touchdowns on the Broncos this season?

8:08: It appears NFL Network has set up Mooch and Marshall Faulk in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

8:12: By the way, the Team Rice captains are Drew Brees and Robert Quinn. J.J. Watt and Jamaal Charles are captains of Sanders' team.

8:13: Andrew Luck's hat. I just can't. He looks like the camp counselor who stuck around too long.

8:16: Redskins punter J.J. Jansen (Team Sanders) just gave the whitest white guy thumbs up ever during his introduction.

8:20: I wonder if Matt Overton knew he was flying thousands of miles to be openly mocked by Chris Rose. The emcee announced he "saved the best for last" before introducing the Colts' long snapper.

8:27: Andrew Luck is the No. 1 overall pick by Team Sanders. Thought his hat might have led to an Aaron Rodgers-like tumble down the board.

8:30: Team Rice selects Jimmy Graham with its first pick. Seems early. Drew Brees notes that Graham doesn't like to be called the "Ginger Giant" or "Golden Graham." Now Graham's real-life opponents know what to do. GREAT JOB, DREW.

8:35: Team Sanders selects Cam Newton. Team Rice counters with LeSean McCoy. Oddly, the mock draft by Gregg Rosenthal and Marc Sessler is on target. Check it out right here.

8:40: God, I wish I was in Hawaii right now.

8:48:

8:53: Speaking of Josh Gordon, the All-Pro wide receiver becomes the third Browns player off the board (Team Rice), joining left tackle Joe Thomas (Team Rice) and Browns cornerback Joe Haden (Team Sanders). Just a friendly reminder that Cleveland gig might not be so bad after all.

8:58: Chris Rose just said the waves on the island are the biggest they've been in a decade. And where have Faulk and Mooch been situated by their bosses? RIGHT NEXT TO THE OCEAN. This doesn't feel right.

9:02: The picks so far.

9:11: Gerald McCoy just called Jerry Rice the "the worst GM of all-time." Got legitimately awkward. That was great.

9:25: Seriously though, you don't want to be the last guy left in that green room. If I'm Antonio Cromartie, I'm super nervous right now.

9:27: Marshall Faulk looks likes he's being held in place by a steel cable. Props to Faulk, who's providing stone-faced analysis each time they throw it to him. Dude is invested.

9:30: Um, Antonio Cromartie just came off the board. Cromartie was ranked 103rd out of 110 cornerbacks this season, according to ProFootballFocus.com. #FireRice

9:33: I'm still recovering from that awkward interaction between Nick Foles and an Eagles fan, who called Foles "the future Peyton Manning." Cringe-tastic.

9:37: I just found out this thing is three hours long. I'm not even mad. That's amazing.

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